MollyHaze


"If you're going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty" - Marilyn Monroe

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Source: dysfunctiocerebri

transcripts:

losing everything in life except weight

Source: transcripts

the-king-of-butts:

how did i even live with the reblog button at the top of the post

Source: thekingofbooty

waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

Source: thatsmoderatelyraven

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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HIGH SCHOOL



This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

Source: blythebrooklyn

date:

am i the only one that measures time using songs?

im like “it took me 3 songs to come” lol

Source: date

When I lose my parents in the grocery store:

sodamnrelatable:

wifi-lock:

When I was 10

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Now

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I just awkwardly walk around,trying not to look worried.And like pull out my phone or something

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lazypacific:

when the person next to you has horrible breath and you can’t decide whether you should run far way or awkwardly try not to breath.

Source: lazypacific

srafandseedpods:

OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE